Things You Would Never Know Without Indian Movies

1. A man will show no pain while taking the most ferocious beatings but will wince when a woman tries to cleanse his wounds.
2. The hero cannot fall in love with the heroine (vice versa) unless they first perform a dance number in the rain.
3. Once applied, make-up is permanent, in rain or in any other situation.
4. Two lovers can be dancing in the field and suddenly, 100 people will appear from God-knows-where and join them in the dance.
5. In the final scene, the hero will discover that the bad guy whom he was up against was actually his brother and the maid who looked after him was his mother and the chief inspector was his father and the Judge was his uncle and so forth.
6. Key English words used in the movie (usually said out loud between sentences) are "No Problem!", "My God!", "Get Out!", "Shut-up!", "Impossible!", "Please forgive me!"
7. They drop down to the ground and roll and roll while singing and leap to their feet in different clothings.
8. They can run around the coconut trees, singing, battling eyelids and throwing glances at each other and change clothes all at the same time without getting out of breath.
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Things You Would Never Know Without Chinese Sword-Fighting Movies

1. Being the hero's parents is always unlucky and will usually
be killed by enemies when the hero is young and the hero will orphan.
2. When a man is wounded and dying, he always manages to catch his breath and speak a few sentences to reveal the killer before dropping his head and being declared dead.
3. Skilled people are able to fly over roof tops, up trees and across distances without any sweat. But when travelling to towns and villages, they still have to walk or ride horses.
4. The heroes need not have to work for money, but will always have gold and silver with them to pay for their food dishes.
5. The heroes and villains will meet each other very often no matter how big the country is and no matter where they are.
6. Healing internal wounds in the body is as easy as sitting down cross-legged, palms on the knees and smoke coming out from the head.
7. They can keep alot of stuff in their sleeves and waistbands and never drop them. Especially a lot of gold & silver ingots.

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