TITANIC IN HOKKIEN

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Jack: Hey chio eh? Me teach you an chua fly, want or not?
Rose: Mai lah. I scare leh.
Jack: No need scare lah, lai i teach you.
Rose: Don't lar, me really scare leh.
Jack: Lai lah, stand on the railing, then I hug you.
Rose: Like that huh?
Jack: Yah, then hor, spread ur arms... Wah lao eh, why so smelly one?
Rose: Kan ni na...You say my armpit smell ah!
Jack: Wah I buei tar han liao lar!
(Jack fainted & both fell into the sea..)
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Scene 2:
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One fine day, late at night, Jack Duakang was on the deck of Titanic when he heard some loud footsteps. He looked to see what was going on, and he saw a super chio about to jump off the deck. He walked over and tried to persuade her not to jump.
Jack: Chio eh, li si an zua? So late dun sleep do what? What's your name?
Rose: My name is Mei Kui, but people call me Rose.
Jack: Nah Beh...Why you so chio, but your name like the mamasan at Zhong Guo Chen (China City).
Rose: Shut up lah you, I now want to jump liao.
Jack: Why jump? Siao ah you, so chio jump for what?
Rose: Aiyah why you so kaypo? I jump you jump?
Jack: Wah lao, don't lah aiyah.
So Jack continued to persuade her for a few hours. After three hours...
Jack: Eh don't jump leh, don't lah, siao ah you?
Rose: Aiya, you talk for three hours liao, buay sian meh??
Jack: Ya lor, i think oso a bit sian liao. So, please lah, don't jump lah..
Rose: Shut-up I am really jumping liao.
Jack was tired, so he stopped persuading...
Rose: I really jump ah, really ah? Really ah? Really leh. wah mm si gong cio eh leh! I jump ah!!!
Jack was very du lan after wasting so much time. So, he kicked Rose's Ka Cheng and sent her into her watery grave.
Jack: Nah Beh, want to jump, jump lah. NAh beh waste my time. Then Jack turned around and he saw the second most beautiful girl on the ship...
Jack: Oei chio eh, what's your name?
Hibiscus: Me Hibiscus lor. I saw you kick my sister.Hahahahahahhh! kam sia hor. She always steal my boyfriend one.
So Jack and Hibiscus live happily ever after...

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